Many years ago, my brother and his wife were on vacation out west and had done some intense hiking over the last few days. Both of them had very sore thigh muscles. On one of their adventures, they had to pee in a desert-like environment. My sister-in-law assumed the position in the shelter of some low growing bushes and reached out to the bush in front of her for some stability (due to the sore legs). The branch she grabbed snapped off immediately and she stumbled backwards and landed on top of the bush behind her, still holding the branch and peeing and laughing. My brother witnessed at least the last half of this and valiantly, though unsuccessfully, tried not to laugh. After being helped up, she was surprised to find that nothing got on her clothes! I could never be so lucky.